Favorite Lines

Here are two things that have happened in my classroom that I thought were hilarious (but may not translate well over email, don't be disappointed).
#1
Courtney: Denisha, I can't beleive Mr. B cursed at you!
Denisha: Yeah, I was so mad! Lucky for him I was asleep.
#2
Mrs. Marquez: Naomi, put that away right now. (Gives the teacher Care Bare State for a good 30 seconds as the obstinate student pretendents not to notice)
Naomi: (after a pause). Don't stare. It's rude.
Mrs. Marquez: (just laughs)
Naomi: (puts her stuff away)