Yesterday morning I was having a hard time waking up. So I stumbled into the bathroom and started brushing my teeth. Something was different, so I looked at the toothbrush and thought that Jose must've used it by accident. I continued brushing. Not until about 15 seconds later did I find that I was brushing my teach with sunscreen. SUNSCREEN! SPF 50! Oh ew!
So I spit.
Then I rinse.
Then I spit again.
This continues as I look around the counter desperatly for something to take this terrible taste and poison out of my mouth! I see out of the corner of my eye the ACT flouride rinse. I don't think about how strong that cinnamon flavor can be instead I take a big, BIG swig of it to rinse.
At this point, my mouth is on fire. Cinnamon and SPF 50 do NOT mix (kids, don't try this at home).
I spit, I rinse, I calm down.
I'll tell you what, a little sunscreen will kill the weekend right out of you. Happy Monday.
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I'm so glad you share these kind of stories! It makes me not feel like I'm the only one to do those kinds of things... Not that I've ever tried to brush my teeth with sunscreen though. :-)
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